you did not invent
fucking fire.

people are shitting out launchpads faster than the dogshit tokens they launch.

feels like fifty new ones a minute. same button. same token factory. one tiny twist.

“but ours has a different fee.”
“but ours has rewards.”
“but ours is for the community.”

congratulations. you moved a button and wrote a thread.

no one cares about the fiftieth copy of the thing that makes copies of things nobody needed in the first place.

so we made this. a launchpad that does fuck all. the tokens are fake. the buy button tells you to stop. the developer drew the logo with what appears to be a broken mouse.

we have not invented anything either.

all launchpads are USELESS.

at least this one admits it.